Why I'm #1 at watching tv

Obv #1 because I watch the walking dead then my cat jumps on me as zombies come by on the screen and I scream 'Holy fucking shit' irl

No that doesn't make you #1 you're bad. Shut up before somebody asks you if you even lift and then you say no and we laugh at you. I WILL GET THE ROPE PEZ.

Hopey wrote:No that doesn't make you #1 you're bad. Shut up before somebody asks you if you even lift and then you say no and we laugh at you. I WILL GET THE ROPE PEZ.

Yez it does, I do lift my nuts if that's what you mean, and WHY YOU SO KINKY WITH THAT ROPE? Love u

I learned from the best with the rope Pez. She...Was a god with it... #AmyIsTheBestAtTurningMeOnRight?

RQ:(

Hopey wrote:I learned from the best with the rope Pez. She...Was a god with it... #AmyIsTheBestAtTurningMeOnRight?

I always find the good ones right? L.......

Admin Jake wrote:

Hopey wrote:I learned from the best with the rope Pez. She...Was a god with it... #AmyIsTheBestAtTurningMeOnRight?

I always find the good ones right? L.......

who r u

Jake I had never been so turned on in my life...*cough*